In my Christmas post I have an invitation, not to wait to feel great! Tempting or what?
If I go to the de-fatting club before the 21st December this year, I can join FREE and pay a reduced class price as well, in the new year. The classes will help shift the excess festive weight pounds while I pay the fat club the money variety of pounds. This is, they say, their very best offer…just too good to miss.
I could talk about the underlying assumptions this gift package contains, but I won’t. I could talk about large parts of the world trying to fatten up its peoples, while in the relatively wealthy part of the world that we are in, we are trying to take the excess fat off, but I won’t.
So, what shall I do with this exciting offer – there’s not much time to think about it?