My eye caught a headline in one of the parochial papers. I’ll have to give you a teeny bit of back ground to this.
There’s been concern that pupils living outside the immediate catchment zone of the local Scottish co-educational high school, (the zone is pretty far flung) would not be able to be considered for inclusion in an up and coming herring fest.
The headline read:
ALL *QUATERS HIGH SCHOOL PUPILS ELIGIBLE TO BE CONSIDERED FOR HERRING QUEEN. 88|
Apart from the possibility of being on a smelly herring boat sometime during the fest, I wish all the potential herring queens, whoever they may, be a successful reign.
(*Fictitious Name )