Hello madam my name is Craig…..
‘madam?’ I’m on the alert.
he continues…I’m just ringing to find out who in your house is eligible for assistance.
These cold calls are beyond the pale.
The companies appear to have cottoned on that asking for a few moments of my time has worn thin. It is where the call ends. A previous call was very much more deviously polished than the one above, from Craig…
Hello, I won’t keep you long. I just want you to know that you could be eligible for a large amount of money…. I am silent; for him, cue to continue:
…we are offering the householder -are you the householder? – (silence) a large discount on replacing your windows……..